One of the seven ancient wonders of the world, and the site
for a spectacular vomit from Mandy. The day started like every other, quick
breakfast then onto a leather goods store where Turkey’s next top model
unfolded before us. Now the situation was as such, ¾ of the group were
disastrously hung-over, a small percentage of these group were somehow so
hung-over that they had passed from simply been in pain to hoping that the
angel of death would swoop down upon them. As the awkwardly spectacular show
unfolded before us, three members were chosen at “random to give their own
performance. A considerable amount of effort was given to stand up let alone
parade down a catwalk, but Matt, Mandy and Amy performed admirably and bravely
as they fought back vomiting in their leather jackets. We then proceeded to the
ancient city of Ephesus, an impressive spectacle no matter how many rakis were
consumed the night before. Beholding the third oldest library in the world, and
the biggest preserved library, this city was first constructed in 6000BC. An
impressive feat considering they even thought of constructing the business
room, aka toilets.
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| This is Turkish carpet weaving (keep the jokes to minimum). This was incredible to watch as these ladies are so god-dammed talented! |
